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=-= Fafnir|afk is now known as Fafnir
<Fafnir> back
<AneiDoru> faffy
<Fafnir> holy shit
<AneiDoru> we had a netsplit
<AneiDoru> lol
<AneiDoru> :3
<CTSUN> yes
<CTSUN> split no jutsu'd
<Fafnir> lolsplit
<Valim> WB Faf.
<Fafnir> and hi hi Anei
* Fafnir hugs
<Fafnir> hey Valim
<Fafnir> this is clearly the start of a zombja apocalypse
<Valim> Hey.
<Fafnir> destroy the stairs
<Fafnir> and prepare your shotgun
* CTSUN prepares shotguns
* CTSUN destroys stairs
<CTSUN> oh shit
<CTSUN> you guys are still downstairs
<CTSUN> sorry =/
<Valim> You have the zombie survival guide.
<Fafnir> NOOOOOO
<Fafnir> CURSE YOUUUUUUU
* Valim ninja teleports Faf.
<Fafnir> yay
* CTSUN watches Valin and Fafnir bounce off the shield
<CTSUN> Yeah, forgot to mention that tidbit.
<Valim> ...
<Fafnir> that's your revenge for the Polar, isn't it?
<Fafnir> ISN'T IT?
<Fafnir> *ouch*
<Fafnir> I've been bitten
<Fafnir> ... run...
=-= Fafnir is now known as ZettaTails
* AneiDoru was already upstairs having tea near the stairs to the attic
<AneiDoru> mm?
* Valim ninja vanishes.
<ZettaTails> Dun, dun, dun, dun-de-dun, dun-de-duuuuun...
* ZettaTails sneaks into the attic and starts nibbling on Anei.
* AneiDoru shuts the attic door
* AneiDoru was NEAR the attic not IN the attic
<ZettaTails> Zun, zun, zun, zun-ze-zun, zun-ze-zuuuuun...
* CTSUN :3
* AneiDoru informs ZettaTails that he was nibbling on a decoy
<ZettaTails> that explains the lack of blackberries.
<CTSUN> Not even going to ask. :S
<AneiDoru> and now you're locked in
<AneiDoru> but there IS a window
* ZettaTails exits the window and starts crawling on the house's wall
<ZettaTails> spidertails, spidertails...
* AneiDoru takes out a detonator
* AneiDoru pushes the little red button
* AneiDoru explodes the wall
<ZettaTails> does whathever a spidertails does...
<ZettaTails> spins wEEEEEEEEEEARGH
<ZettaTails> *goes boom*
* AneiDoru finishes her cup of tea
=-= ZettaTails is now known as Tombstone
<Tombstone> "Here lies Tails, who exploded after being denied a hug."

Harima wrote:You guys living in the past, the chatbox is where it's at, where we miss seeing people by a minutes time all the time.

<GhostFaffy> Hey CT
<GhostFaffy> Hey CT
<GhostFaffy> Hey CT
<GhostFaffy> CT? CT? CT?
<CTSUN> O_O
<GhostFaffy> ... I'm haunting you.

<Ichiruka> lesigh
<Ichiruka> my bacon
<Ichiruka> it is le burnt
<AneiDoru> nothing is more awful than burnt bacon
<AneiDoru> i feel bad for you my friend
<AneiDoru> :<
<Isamu> burnt sausage
<Fafnir> burnt fingers
<AneiDoru> those too
<AneiDoru> but think of the BACON
<Isamu> burnt HAIR
<Fafnir> double entendre, Isamu?
<Fax> BACOOOOOON
<Fax> ahahaha
<Fax> *I* wasn't going to go there
<Ichiruka> my fingers are nowhere near as important as the bacon
<Isamu> noI love sausage
<AneiDoru> ...
<Isamu> *no I
<AneiDoru> *snerk*
<Fafnir> xD
<AneiDoru> he loves...
<AneiDoru> sausage...
<Isamu> yes
* AneiDoru refrains from commenting on that
<Isamu> sausage links
<AneiDoru> ...
<Starsinger_the_Magician> *giggle* docking...
* AneiDoru has to hold in the laughter
<AneiDoru> *giggle* sausages
<Isamu> covered in syrup
<AneiDoru> ...
<Isamu> MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
<Crusader> !k Isamu STOP NOW
=-= Isamu was booted from #bvs-colbertnation by Discovery (STOP NOW (Crusader))
<AneiDoru> oh god Isamu stop
-->| Isamu (chatzilla@ViSiON-FAF8E525.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) has joined #bvs-colbertnation
<Crusader> god man
<Isamu> now I'm hungry
<Crusader> what the hell?
<AneiDoru> LOL
<Fafnir> xD
<Crusader> Isamu, there is a difference between hungry and horny
<Isamu> why ya gotta be a buzzkill?
<AneiDoru> all i could think of is the slang term for sausages
<Isamu> huh?
<AneiDoru> Isamu
<AneiDoru> be happy you didn't say milk
<Isamu> I eat sausage not fuck it
<Crusader> >.>
* Crusader isn't going to comment
<Isamu> who would fuck a sausage?
<Starsinger_the_Magician> ...
<Starsinger_the_Magician> Isamu... urban dictionary "Docking"
<AneiDoru> derp derp derp
<AneiDoru> god i can't stop laughing
* Starsinger_the_Magician wraps an arm around Anei so she won't fall
<Crusader> urban dictionary Stanly steamer
<Isamu> I can't stop salivating
<AneiDoru> Isamu, sausage is the slang term for penis
<AneiDoru> and LOL @ salivating
<Isamu> I am aware
<Crusader> syrup is stcky. Guess what else is sticky
<AneiDoru> and when you said syrup i couldn't help it
<AneiDoru> LOL
<AneiDoru> OMG CRUS
<Starsinger_the_Magician> Semen isn't really sticky...
<AneiDoru> WIN
<Isamu> but do you bite a dick in 2 and eat it?
<Crusader> I wouldn't know, i don't play with mine
<AneiDoru> Isamu, eating is also a slang term
<Isamu> I know this
<AneiDoru> for oral sex
<Fax> nom
<Isamu> now I wanna cook sausage
<AneiDoru> well dude, if you didn't know that then why are you-
<AneiDoru> <Isamu> now I wanna cock sausage
<AneiDoru> ^ is what i read
<AneiDoru> damn you Isamu
<Fax> wait, that isn't what he said?
<Fax> I thought he typo'd two o's.
<Isamu> but I have half a chicken rest in the fridge
<Isamu> no COOK
<Fafnir> ./remove AneiDoru gutter
<Starsinger_the_Magician> [11:37] <&AneiDoru> <Isamu> now I wanna cock sausage <-- me too...
<AneiDoru> rofl
<Starsinger_the_Magician> Isamu I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine...
* Isamu faceplams
<Isamu> no
<Fafnir> you mean FRONT
<Fafnir>
<Isamu> I are nor gay
<Fax> well, no
<Isamu> *not
<Fax> the hands go around back
<AneiDoru> Isamu you sure talk like it though
<Fax> for, uh
<Starsinger_the_Magician> Sokay, I like straight guys
<Fax> leverage
<Isamu> maybe a dutch Rutter
<AneiDoru> Fax, that's called a 'reacharound'
* Crusader thinks this is getting really awkward for Isamu
<AneiDoru> awww
<AneiDoru> :3
<Starsinger_the_Magician> No no, Anei... a reach around is when the hand goes around to the front.
<AneiDoru> oh
<Fax> Isamu is having flashbacks to that one time at band camp.
<AneiDoru> * Crusader thinks he is getting really awkward for Isamu
<Isamu> where I put a tuba up ma ass
<AneiDoru> ^what i heard
<AneiDoru> er
<AneiDoru> saw
<AneiDoru> ... what?
<AneiDoru> you put tubes up there?
<Starsinger_the_Magician> the whole tuba?
<Isamu> lol
<Starsinger_the_Magician> I... wow
<AneiDoru> rofl
<Isamu> I know
<Fax> Relevant: http://img.moronail.net/img/6/5/465.jpg
<Isamu> I do it sometimes
<Isamu> maybe I'll cook some egg too
* AneiDoru now thinks two eggs and a sausage with syup ALL OVER THE PLATE OMG
<Isamu> I need cheese for eggs
<Fax> "Hey, baby, how do you like your eggs cooked in the morning?"
<Fax> "...unfertilized. Beat it.
<Fax> "
<AneiDoru> i haven't lol'd so much in months
<Isamu> lol
<Isamu> I am so hungry
<Isamu> but don't wanna cock
<Isamu> *cook
<AneiDoru> ...
<AneiDoru> LOLOLOL
<AneiDoru> LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
<AneiDoru> oh god
<AneiDoru> my ribs
<AneiDoru> oh jeezes
<Starsinger_the_Magician> If you don't wnat it, I'll be glad to take it
<AneiDoru> i'm crying man
<Isamu> Mmmm ribs are good too
<AneiDoru> oh god
<Isamu> maybe I'll make flapjacks too
<Fax> "flap...jacks"?
<Isamu> yes
<Fax> If your Jacks are flappy
<Fax> try Cialis™!
<Crusader> !kb isamu now you're just doing it on purpose